"Top 10 Ways To Survive A Horror Movie"

• Don't Ever Investigate Or Say You'll "Be Right Back"
• Turn Around, Because It's Always Behind You
• Never Watch A Horror Movie When You're In One
• Make Sure Your Car is Always in Perfect Working Order
• Don't Ever Split Up
• When Haunted, Just Move Out of the Damn House
• Wear Comfortable Shoes
• Avoid Proms and All Other High School Parties
• Always Assume Your Attacker Is Still Alive
• Keep Your Pants On